rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

thirstingaintdead:

Lady gaga “speaks out” against bullying

Macklemore “speaks out” against homophobia 

Kanye “goes on a rant” about racism.

Kanye “goes on a rant” about George Bush.

Coded language don’t really be coded tho.

oh my god Geoff and Griffon met on a blind date

buttskun:

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT???

LIKE GEOFF SITTING AT A DINNER TABLE AT A RESTAURANT
EXPECTING ANOTHER FAILED DATE
BUT THEN GRIFFON WALKS IN
AND HE BECOMES HIS MUSH OF DORK AND CRACKED VOICES